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God Hates You Hoodie
God Hates You Hoodie
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$60.00 USD
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Our “God Hates You” hoodie is perfect for when you want to stay cozy but still let the world know where you stand (or where you’ve fallen). Featuring bold prints on both sleeves, chest, and back—this piece is not for the faint of faith.
Details:
Front: “Nightmare Threads EST 666” — because 2023 was too soft
Back: “GOD HATES YOU” — just in case someone didn’t get the hint
Sleeves: A variety of symbols to confuse your grandma
Wear it to:
Family dinners
Church (if you’re brave)
That one exorcism-themed rave
Product features
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a perfect fit
- Soft, strong fabric made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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